THE RABBIT HOLE
You clicked on the cowboy hat. Now you must face the consequences.
You clicked on the cowboy hat. Now you must face the consequences.
↓ you're curious now, aren't you ↓
> PROFESSIONAL_MODE.exe — LINKEDIN↓ wait there's more ↓
⚠ CAUTION: CONTAINS ACTUAL PERSONALITY ⚠ INSTAGRAM↓ don't stop now you've come so far ↓
👁 THE FACEBOOK. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND. 👁↓ something is changing ↓
"I told you there was something at the bottom," said the cowboy, cryptically.↓ the hat knows things ↓
HIRE THIS MAN. HIRE HIM NOW. LOOK AT THAT HAT.↓ we're going deeper ↓
Follow @onesmolanimol or the hat will haunt your dreams →↓ you can feel it getting closer ↓
↓ almost there. the cowboy believes in you ↓
🌵 PAPADIMITROPOULOS.COM 🌵↓ one more. just one more. i promise ↓
📋 Normal link. Nothing weird here. Just Facebook. Totally normal. Click it.↓ that was a lie. keep going ↓
☠ THE HAUNTED INSTAGRAM ☠↓ the cowboy hat is spinning ↓
S Y S T E M — L O C A T E D — C O N S T A N T I N O↓ it's right there. you can see it ↓
THE NAME THAT WOULDN'T FIT ON THE FORM↓ final stretch cowboy ↓
you made it this far. you deserve to see his facebook.↓ ONE MORE. THE FINAL ONE. THE BIG ONE. ↓
🔫 CONGRATULATIONS, STRANGER 🔫Someone in here robbed the bank. Find them. Shoot them. Don't miss.